refinedmind:

Just before nightfall I decided to take a walk outside. The sky was low, enveloping any object in its reach. It formed a dull, purplish haze - like nothing I’d seen before. The streets were empty. Not a single soul was out. It was oddly peaceful - imagining I was the only one left.

ruinedchildhood:

Professor got cake tho

ruinedchildhood:

Professor got cake tho

eagledaggerrosepanther:

Cam Davis, Berlin Tattoo Kitchener

@the_clam

shitpostmemeboy:

crustpunkables:

GameStop that used to be a Hot Topic

mallcore

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh
wittyusernamed:

coelasquid:

This is how birds work.

Nearly word-for-word what my bird would do.

wittyusernamed:

coelasquid:

This is how birds work.

Nearly word-for-word what my bird would do.

wish-i-had-a-pocket-sized-t-rex:

"Walk up in the club like what up I got a big penguin" 

wish-i-had-a-pocket-sized-t-rex:

"Walk up in the club like what up I got a big penguin" 

mickycall:

not now, joe

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk
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